Faking It


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aktx:

tarntino:

me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*

white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)

Posted 7 hours ago With 137,126 notes

mysteryplantgirl:

castielhasthephoneb0x:

i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it 

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LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM

this makes my heart smile

Posted 7 hours ago With 255,970 notes

piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks

Posted 7 hours ago With 664,235 notes

frantzfandom:

you ever think about the other sperm you beat out to exist?

the astronauts?

the rappers?

the concert pianists?

but you, the tumblr blogger

you won

Posted 9 hours ago With 161,994 notes

meatbicyclevevo:

mocking-scoutandjem:

meatbicyclevevo:

meatbicyclevevo:

What’s the definition of a will?

Come on guys it’s a dead giveaway

literally threw my head back in laughter and hit the wall

how did you throw your head it’s connected to you

Posted 12 hours ago With 194,131 notes

How far have you gone with a guy?

@Anonymous

perks-of-being-chinese:

i went to canada with my dad once

Posted 12 hours ago With 187,089 notes

  • regular people in the shower: wash, rince and repeat
  • me in the shower: accepting award
  • me in the shower: pretending i'm filming for a shampoo commercial
  • me in the shower: pretending i'm in a scene of my favourite tv show
  • me in the shower: life problems
  • me in the shower: ellen is pulling a prank on me
  • me in the shower: showing off my mad singing skills and sexiness to the crowd of fans that isn't really there.

Posted 1 day ago With 332,213 notes

stability:

i dont want to go back to school i want to travel the world and watch more shows on netflix

Posted 1 day ago With 127,512 notes